November 2010
9 posts
Hide Your...
I saw an ad on the side of my Facebook page letting people know that Antoine Dodson, of Bed Intruder Song fame, is going to be on the George Lopez show. He’s also getting a lot of money apparently from the song since it’s also on iTunes and has received millions of views on Youtube. Amazing how he’s getting all this revenue from a tragic incident. I wonder if he says, “My...
This is my dissertation homie.
After watching countless movies and being inspired, I’ve come to the conclusion that I want to write a script of some sort.
Return
Reactivated my Facebook. Something inside repossessed me too.
Lamebook
www.lamebook.com
Just hilarious
That apple
was fucking marvelous. It might as well have been plucked from the Garden of Eden itself.
Hiatus
Deactivated my Facebook for now. Something inside possessed me to.
October 2010
6 posts
Irony
I’m the prisoner and the warden. The defense and the prosecution. The judge and the jury. The witness and the suspect. The outcast and the conformist. The bully and the bullied. The gun holder and the gun holster. The pen and the paper. The subject and the predicate. The expression and keeping what’s inside left in. The diatribe and the meaningless rant.
THIS SUCKS
My intro paragraph for my English essay. The assignment was to try and argue what I thought the central theme was of one of the poems that we read in class.
Death is a daunting inevitability that will undoubtedly work its way into our minds over the course of time. As we grow older it is only natural that we eventually start to experience feelings of anxiousness towards the intimidating subject....
Closure
I’m feeling a tad inspired. The best stories have the best endings, and the best endings are the ones that are unexpected. My reasoning behind this is the simple fact that endings which are cliche and “happily ever after” don’t teach you anything. A piss poor story can be resolved by a fantastic ending, but an epic tale can be, and will be, hampered by a shit stain finale....
Aspirations
I want to utter a combination of words that will one day force someone who wants to echo them to have to wrap them in quotation marks.
“Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone.”
– Ella Wheeler Wilcox
September 2010
4 posts
Enter Stage Right/Exit Stage Wrong
All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players They have their exits and their entrances And one man in his time plays many parts
-William Shakespeare
Life is a story that unfolds with each passing day. Every person has a tale to be told, with each varying in scope, magnitude, and content. Some will be filled with love, heartbreak and sorrow. Many will be dramas,...
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Fancy Me Madman: Best Friend, →
fancymemadman:
You’ve been my capital comrade since the fourth grade. I’ve admired you more than anyone all throughout that stream in middle school, that river in high school, and now as we set sail on this ocean through college. Before I began writing this, I realized I’ve never actually sat down to write you…
Touched my heart. Don’t do it again! Thanks for taking the time out of...
Cleanse Your Palate
Accept nothing. Question everything.
Creativity and originality are as elusive nowadays as Bigfoot and the Lochness Monster. But, I still have a firm believe in both. The latter two, that is. The most recent spawn of creativity I can think of is Christopher Nolan’s “Inception.” However, even this engaging piece of cinema has drawn from obvious sources. “The Matrix,”...
Free Samples
Here’s two excerpts from my Psych paper. The prompt, or rather the requirements, were to “personalize the theories of personality development and related concepts of the textbook to better understand your own development and function as a human being.”
P.S. I don’t know how to adjust the fonts to make them all the same size and type.
“An inquisitive look into...
August 2010
3 posts
May I Take Your Order?
Music. Artists. The Strokes. You Only Live Once.Play. Sitting here in dark meditation I contemplate the essence of existence. Essence because it is well, essential. My fingertips lie dormant on the home row keys for constant, sporadic pauses. A pattern that repeats as I try to construct a meaningful first” Tumblr.” post that will meet my expectations and satisfy the opinions of those...
Testing
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